November 2019. To my precious, esteemed and most patient readers, I apologize for my fucking tardiness in posting! Since my last post (The Roofer), I’ve become involved in a relationship. A fucking relationship. We are currently in the “can’t get enough of each other” stage of dating, where we are utterly consumed and excited. I’ve […]
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The Roofer
November 2015. We met on OK Cupid. This was the one that broke me. He brought out the worst in me and it wasn’t a pretty sight; but it wasn’t his fault. It was mine. I allowed him to be a part of my life. It was like I took all my “lessons learned” and […]
The Wigger…
October 2015. We met on Tinder. He was cute. Almost immediately after we “swiped” each other, he reached out first. Shortly after, he started phoning me. Call me old school, call me traditional, I don’t give a fuck, I like a phone call. I learned that he was my age, owned a condo in Scarborough, […]
OPP…
May 2015. He reached out to me first on Match. I checked his profile and nothing stood out as super unique or spectacular; but on the surface, things seemed “normal” (although they all appear fucking normal until you start peeling back the layers). About two weeks after emailing back and forth, we decided to meet […]
The Brick…
September 2014. I was excited. It was fall; I had spent most of the summer in California and Greece; I had bought my first brand new car; I had shaken off the negative “mansperiences” thus far; and I was starting a new full-time job (thank the fucking lord. I had been working two part time […]