July 2017. I left for San Diego to see my cousin Kunk mid-month. The Welder and I spent a few days together a week before I left. We went through the motions; sat by the fire, cooked dinner, watched TV, etc. I think I stayed one day too long. It’s like he had a threshold […]
Tag: onlinedating
Big Country…Part I
September 2016. The buzz was back at work. Me and my work peeps did our typical “how was your summer” conversations. Paul was disappointed that I didn’t have any sexy stories to regal him with. I think he enjoyed living vicariously through me (hehe). He was also eager to set me up with someone, anyone. […]
My Apologies…
November 2019. To my precious, esteemed and most patient readers, I apologize for my fucking tardiness in posting! Since my last post (The Roofer), I’ve become involved in a relationship. A fucking relationship. We are currently in the “can’t get enough of each other” stage of dating, where we are utterly consumed and excited. I’ve […]
Fuck Online Dating…
April 2016. I was shaking off the after effects of The Roofer. I was exhausted and drained. I had spent the last two years dating non-stop in search of “The One”. Everyone mourns the death of a relationship differently: -Some turn to friends and family for support -Others go on the rebound -Some take the […]
The Wigger…
October 2015. We met on Tinder. He was cute. Almost immediately after we “swiped” each other, he reached out first. Shortly after, he started phoning me. Call me old school, call me traditional, I don’t give a fuck, I like a phone call. I learned that he was my age, owned a condo in Scarborough, […]
OPP…
May 2015. He reached out to me first on Match. I checked his profile and nothing stood out as super unique or spectacular; but on the surface, things seemed “normal” (although they all appear fucking normal until you start peeling back the layers). About two weeks after emailing back and forth, we decided to meet […]
Woodcock…
February 2015. After the Brick, I immediately became engrossed in my online apps. The sooner I found someone, the better. I threw out all of my standards out the window (if I even had any at this vulnerable and desperate time) in exchange for immediate appeasement. We met on Match. His profile read like the […]
The Brick…
September 2014. I was excited. It was fall; I had spent most of the summer in California and Greece; I had bought my first brand new car; I had shaken off the negative “mansperiences” thus far; and I was starting a new full-time job (thank the fucking lord. I had been working two part time […]